you ever feel awkward when you're standing in the bathroom and someone wants to talk to you while you're holding your dick? And it's one thing to say, "hey, how's it hangin?" But it's quite another when they want to tell you some life story.
I can't help but think, "Do you really need human interaction that bad that you have to settle for my dick holding, just to get something off your chest?" It's just bizarre.
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Couldn't agree more! That's always so awkward. Why would anyone do that?
Agreed! Next time that happens though, interrupt the stranger by making barnyard noises.
"....when they want to tell you some life story." hehehehe, I'm still laughing..
What about the people who are in the bathroom and they're the ones who starts to talk, you actually don't know where to keep your eyes... It's also awkward... there should be a campaign http://donttalktomewhileimpeeing.com :P