you ever feel awkward when you're standing in the bathroom and someone wants to talk to you while you're holding your dick? And it's one thing to say, "hey, how's it hangin?" But it's quite another when they want to tell you some life story.

I can't help but think, "Do you really need human interaction that bad that you have to settle for my dick holding, just to get something off your chest?" It's just bizarre.

This one kills me. If you are trying to push a product then please, for the love of God, have screenshots or a screencast available. Go for broke even and have both. I will not take a second look at a product that doesn't have these things because usability (or just coolness) is often as important as functionality.

I don't like websites that feel the need to fill the entire available area with a textbox. It should be size sensitive. I realize we're always wanting it to be bigger, but sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and say, "hey, I'm okay with the size of my textbox."